accurateastrology:

Aries - vodka
Taurus - grass
Gemini - armpits
Cancer - rain
Leo - new car
Virgo - coffee
Libra - paint
Scorpio - vanilla
Sagittarius - pringles
Capricorn - honey
Aquarius - wet rocks
Pisces - fresh laundry

coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

dottoraqn:

isthatjapanese:

waitingwanderlust:

majoras-windwaker:

So I cut it with a flat one instead.

i bet a lot of people reblog this and don’t understand it

Ohh man, you’re probably so right. 86,000 people who don’t even know what “sharp” and “flat” mean in reference to musical instruments. It’s people like you, the truly elite, who can reblog this post to its full potential. I can’t believe the amount of plebians on this website, who do not know as much about music as you, who are reblogging a picture of a trumpet on top of a box without knowing what it means. Get an education, am I right?

Um, I really hate to break your flow, but that’s a saxophone.

biomorphosis:

How animals see the world [x].

missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

celestiialfawn:

I’m too gay to think this is appropriate.

porcelain-horse-horselain:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

Ewwwww this is so fucking gross!!!
“You showed more courtesy than most people do, BUT FUCK YOU ANYWAY because I don’t personally like your word choice.”